By Yasmine Ines
Dont sell my girl no weed bruh, u sell it to me, i will give it to her. My girl come home, and already gotta dub bag of chronic, im not smokin with her, cause i know she fucked. Dont even drive ya girl to go get the weed “babe ima run upstairs n get it” she up there…
not frustrated enough to mess up his hair
Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
kris: *drinks some tea*
sm: [is down to only 2 groups that still have all their original members, one of which has only been around for like 8 seconds]
shinee: my momma said i have to go home right now immediately
"all girls dress the same"
they tryna silence me y’all
According to a Turkish proverb, coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.